Secret Winter Santa 2019!
Название: Марш тыквОригинал: march of the pumpkins автор silentwalrus
Персонажи: Стив Роджерс/Баки Барнс, Сэм Уилсон
Рейтинг: PG-13
Жанр: слэш, романтика, флафф, сцена из жизни, АУ, где Баки болотная ведьма, Стив маг огня, а Сэм летун.
Саммари: Хеллоуин в Бруклине в стиле болотных ведьм.
Милая вещица, в оригинале это вторая часть небольшой серии.
После прочитала и первую часть в оригинале. Пришлось продираться через ботанический вокабуляр, но первая часть такая же милая.
where the dread fern grows (6684 words) by
silentwalrusChapters: 1/1
Fandom:
Captain America (Movies)Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers
Characters: Sam Wilson (Marvel), Sierra Wilson, Sierra Wilson's Lesbian Elf Wife
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Magical Realism, Witch Bucky Barnes, Real Swamp Hags of Brooklyn, the blossom of friendship
Series: Part 1 of
a greenhouse in brooklynSummary:
Sam's gotta buy a wedding present, and nothing but elf booze will do.
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Barnes does not look like someone pretending not to be a witch. He’s wearing heavy workman’s coveralls, but the original color is impossible to discern under the mud, grass, dirt and various earthen slimes that give the cloth a camo-print sort of look. One sleeve has a tear stitched together with what looks like twine and there are singe marks all down the front. His hair looks very… organic. His boots appear to be actively decomposing. If Sam didn’t know better he’d think until he came in Barnes had been lying down in the dirt here somewhere and trying to become one with the bog.
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“It’s soothing,” Randy says, tapping another video. " Today we're going to learn how to get rid of meat and bones and offal using only carnivorous plants and natural decomposition,” says Barnes’ voice, slightly tinny from the phone speaker.
“Corpse disposal,” Sam says faintly as they approach Barnes, who by now has spotted them coming and is clearly trying to chew and swallow as fast as humanly possible. “He liveblogs corpse disposal.”
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“I’ll hook you up with the supplier,” Sam says. “He’s local. Small batch. Artisanal,” he adds, glancing around. “And he’s eating all your canapes.”
Randy and Sierra look around, spotting the dark figure industriously cleaning up the appetizer table. Sierra squints. “Is that Hozier?”
Randy lets out a teakettle noise. Her eyes have gone big. “Oh my god, that’s SPBB!”
“Espy what?” Sierra says, so Sam doesn’t have to.
“The SPBB guy! Sweet Peat Bog Blog! You haven’t seen his insta? I love his bog vlogs, they’re so cool!”
“Bog vlog?” Sierra says. “Are you sure that’s not Hozier?”