Let your heart be light (21122 words) by relenafanel
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Captain America (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers
Characters: Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes, Rebecca Barnes Proctor, Sarah Rogers
Additional Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Christmas Fluff, author Steve Rogers, Artist Steve Rogers, coffee addict Bucky Barnes, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
Summary:
Стив - автор детских книг, которые сам иллюстрирует.
Баки - успешный молодой человек, который теряет работу и свою прежнюю жизнь.
Когда Баки выселяют из квартиры, Стив предлагает ему временно приютить его вещи.
Как-то так получается, что Баки начинает жить на диване Стива и претворятся его парнем, чтобы "спасти" Стива от родственников с детьми, которые приехали к Саре на праздники.
Самый ржачный момент: между Баки и кофеваркой. А Стив предупреждал)))
И еще тут очень смешно про ортопедический матрас Стива, на котором никто не может спать, кроме Стива, потому что он твердый и с непривычки потом болит спина.)))
x.x.x.
“I swear to god,” Bucky hissed at the Keurig. “I’m going to turn off the feature that times your off switch, so you’re always ready to go when I want coffee, you piece of shit. The whole point of owning you is convenience. It’s not like the coffee is good. Do you hear that, Keurig? Your coffee isn’t even that good.”
“Seriously?” Steve questioned, amused as he sipped at his orange juice. He was sure his eyes were soft with fondness, and he’d worry that Bucky would notice if it wasn’t for how much Bucky was not a morning person. “Keep it on 24/7 if you want, but the blue light will get in your eyes all night.”
Bucky stared at him like he saw that as a personal challenge.
x.x.x.
The next morning Bucky stood silently in front of the Keurig, wiping sleep out of his eyes and looking like he was on the verge of collapse. It finished spitting out a mug of coffee and he stood braced against the counter as he gulped it down, his free hand replacing the pod with a fresh one.
“Rough night?” Steve questioned.
“Shut the fuck up,” Bucky croaked. “You didn’t warn me that the Keurig lights up the entire apartment like the blue light of death.”
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Captain America (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers
Characters: Steve Rogers, James "Bucky" Barnes, Rebecca Barnes Proctor, Sarah Rogers
Additional Tags: Fake/Pretend Relationship, Christmas Fluff, author Steve Rogers, Artist Steve Rogers, coffee addict Bucky Barnes, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
Summary:
Bucky looks like he’s had a difficult month, what with the eviction notice and all, but that’s not the reason Steve gives for allowing him to stay on his couch.
“You have somewhere to go?” Steve questioned, crossing his arms and attempting to look casual, not like he was worried for Bucky. He stepped into the apartment, ignoring how bare it was.
Bucky paused and gave him an exasperated look. “I’m not completely hopeless.”
A fic spanning from mid-November to early-February.
Стив - автор детских книг, которые сам иллюстрирует.
Баки - успешный молодой человек, который теряет работу и свою прежнюю жизнь.
Когда Баки выселяют из квартиры, Стив предлагает ему временно приютить его вещи.
Как-то так получается, что Баки начинает жить на диване Стива и претворятся его парнем, чтобы "спасти" Стива от родственников с детьми, которые приехали к Саре на праздники.
Самый ржачный момент: между Баки и кофеваркой. А Стив предупреждал)))
И еще тут очень смешно про ортопедический матрас Стива, на котором никто не может спать, кроме Стива, потому что он твердый и с непривычки потом болит спина.)))
x.x.x.
“I swear to god,” Bucky hissed at the Keurig. “I’m going to turn off the feature that times your off switch, so you’re always ready to go when I want coffee, you piece of shit. The whole point of owning you is convenience. It’s not like the coffee is good. Do you hear that, Keurig? Your coffee isn’t even that good.”
“Seriously?” Steve questioned, amused as he sipped at his orange juice. He was sure his eyes were soft with fondness, and he’d worry that Bucky would notice if it wasn’t for how much Bucky was not a morning person. “Keep it on 24/7 if you want, but the blue light will get in your eyes all night.”
Bucky stared at him like he saw that as a personal challenge.
x.x.x.
The next morning Bucky stood silently in front of the Keurig, wiping sleep out of his eyes and looking like he was on the verge of collapse. It finished spitting out a mug of coffee and he stood braced against the counter as he gulped it down, his free hand replacing the pod with a fresh one.
“Rough night?” Steve questioned.
“Shut the fuck up,” Bucky croaked. “You didn’t warn me that the Keurig lights up the entire apartment like the blue light of death.”